The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Ghost of Suite 613 (2005)

Brian Stepanek: Arwin

Quotes 

• Zack Martin : Arwin, why are you wearing a welding mask?

  Arwin : It gives me an air of mystery.

  [He puts the mask over his face] 

  Arwin : [In a Darth Vader voice]  The force is strong with this one.

• Cody Martin : It's the ghost! And it's coming this way!

  London Tipton : And it's holding a club!

  Cody Martin : Now it's eating the club!

  Arwin : It's not a club, it's a sub. Meatball marinara. Want a bite?

  London Tipton : Aaaaahhhh!

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : What's wrong with a guy eating sub?

  London Tipton : The guy who's eating the sub. No offense, but I always thought you were kind of creepy.

  Arwin : None taken. Everybody says that, including mother.

  [turns away] 

• Arwin : Now, I have something scarier to deal with. The toilet in 620.

  [Maddie, London, Zack, and Cody all gasp ans Arwin puts the mask back on and bumps into the elevator] 

  Arwin : Comin' mother!

• Arwin : No, because mother's a bingo and I don't have to be home till 10! Ha!

  [dances]