The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

What the Hey! (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Mr. Moseby : Oh, dear, did I just hear you say there's another new Mrs. Tipton?

  London Tipton : Ah uh.

  Mr. Moseby : I wish I would've known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.

  London Tipton : I don't get him anything, he gets me a "Sorry I got married again without telling you" charm for my bracelet. Look, I got five of them now, they're all solid gold.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Oooh, can I try it on?

  [London puts the bracelet on Maddie] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : It's kinda heavy.

  [Maddie falls over with the weight of the bracelet] 

• Brandi : London, it's so nice to meet you. Your father's told me all about you.

  [hugs London] 

  London Tipton : Moseby, why is this stranger hugging me?

  Mr. Moseby : She's your stepmother.

  London Tipton : Moseby, why is my stepmother hugging me?

  Brandi : Because I love you, silly.

  London Tipton : You just met me.

  Brandi : I know, but I already love you. You're my daughter, and you're perfect in every way.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Wait until you get to know her.

• Mr. Moseby : That may be, London, but at least she's doing something that the other three haven't.

  London Tipton : What?

  Mr. Moseby : She's trying. Remember how #3 just called you, "that kid?"

  London Tipton : Oh, I remember her, "that woman."