The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
What the Hey! (2006)
Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick
Quotes
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : [pulling London away from an argument with her stepmother, Brandi] London, remember what Sister Dominick taught us? About turning our anger into love? How we have to reach out to others and do nice things for them?
London Tipton : I don't want to do nice things for Brandi.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I don't care about her! I'm talking about me!
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Mr. Moseby : Oh, dear, did I just hear you say there's another new Mrs. Tipton?
London Tipton : Ah uh.
Mr. Moseby : I wish I would've known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.
London Tipton : I don't get him anything, he gets me a "Sorry I got married again without telling you" charm for my bracelet. Look, I got five of them now, they're all solid gold.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Oooh, can I try it on?
[London puts the bracelet on Maddie]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : It's kinda heavy.
[Maddie falls over with the weight of the bracelet]
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Brandi : London, it's so nice to meet you. Your father's told me all about you.
[hugs London]
London Tipton : Moseby, why is this stranger hugging me?
Mr. Moseby : She's your stepmother.
London Tipton : Moseby, why is my stepmother hugging me?
Brandi : Because I love you, silly.
London Tipton : You just met me.
Brandi : I know, but I already love you. You're my daughter, and you're perfect in every way.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Wait until you get to know her.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : London, I heard the big news!
London Tipton : Yes, it's true! I just bought my thousandth pair of shoes!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : No, your father got remarried.
London Tipton : You call that news?
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : You two can bond by shopping.
Brandi : But she's grounded.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Well, then you'll only shop on the ground floor.
Brandi : Well, I'm willing to try if London is.
London Tipton : Fine, but you've got to come.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Um, I'm working.
London Tipton : I'll buy you whatever you want.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : [puts the closed block on the desk] Let's shop till we drop, girls!
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Brandi : Okay, you can buy whatever you want.
London Tipton : I can do that anyway.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : But I can't. Thanks, mom!
[hugs Brandi]
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London Tipton : [to Brandi] Look, I don't need you in my life.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : What London means is...
London Tipton : I don't want you in my life!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : And by that she means...
London Tipton : You're not my mother!
Brandi : Look, I'm going to be around for a long, long time. Your father and I love each other.
London Tipton : That's what stepmother #1 said, stepmother #2 said they were soul mates, and stepmother #3 was gone before the charm was even finished. You're just another one of these.
[holds up charm bracelets; Brandi walks away; saddened]
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Brandi : What's your favorite animal?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Cat.
London Tipton : Broccoli.
[Maddie and Brandi look at London strangely]
Brandi , London Tipton : Okay... What's your favorite hobby?
Brandi , London Tipton : Shopping!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Ding, ding, ding! We have a match!