The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)

Super Plant/The Pied Koopa (1989)

Danny Wells: Luigi

Quotes 

• Luigi : [about Koopa]  Why would he want all of Pasta Land's bambinos?

  Mayor Fettuccine : Who knows?

  [Mouser appears] 

  Mouser : I do. Listen to this Koopagram.

  [unravels a note] 

  Mouser : [reads]  "Your children are now prisoners at Koopa Castle. I will only give them back if you give me your entire spaghetti tree crop. Signed, King Koopa." You owe him four gold coins. He sends this C.O.D.

• Luigi : Careful, Mario. There could be real danger behind that door.

  Mario : [opens the door]  It can't be any worse than a dungeon full of water.

  [Koopa appears] 

  King Bowser Koopa : Wanna bet, my soggy little sink slob?

• Toad : I've heard of damp dungeons, but this is ridiculous.

  Mario : Things could be worse.

  Luigi : Are you kiddin'? We're gonna spend the rest of our lives as fish. What could be worse?

  [a grate opens up, releasing Trouters] 

  Toad : How 'bout spendin' the rest of our lives as fish BAIT?

• Luigi : [still holding on to his handcuffs]  You guys land in one piece?

  Toad : What's the matter, Luigi? You're scared?

  Luigi : I don't like high places.

  Mario : It ain't high down here.

  Luigi : You got a point.

  [Luigi closes his eyes and lets go, but lands on Toad] 

  Toad : Oof! Ouch!

  Luigi : What was I scared of? That was a real soft landing.

• [the Mario Bros. made instruments out of pipes] 

  Toad : I hope you guys can play those things.

  Luigi : Are you kiddin'? We played in the Brooklyn Plumbing School band for three years.

  Mario : [chuckles]  Yeah, before they threw us out for eating during a concert.

  Luigi : YOU were eating. I was holding your salami sandwich while you turned the page.