- [as the comet fragment heads toward Metropolis]
- Kara: Well, girl, you always wanted to save the world...
- [hurtles toward it]
- [after Superman is forced to kneel before him]
- Darkseid: Ever proud, eh, Kryptonian? I must say, I find it... wearying.
- Supergirl: Hey, isn't this what brought that traveling freak show here?
- Amy: Looks like it.
- Jimmy Olsen: It opens those boom tubes to Apokolips.
- Supergirl: If that's where Superman is, that's where I'm going.
- Jimmy Olsen: Supergirl, wait. Good luck.
- Supergirl: Thanks. I'm gonna need it.
- Dr. Cornell: So, we can expect to see quite a display from Fleischer's Comet as it passes through our orbit.
- Lois Lane: Not too close, I hope.
- Dr. Cornell: Well, two and a half million miles or so. Quite close in astronomical terms, but not close enough to threaten.
- Lois Lane: [the room suddenly rumbles] An earthquake in Metropolis?
- [Clark surreptitiously uses his x-ray vision to spot the source of trouble]
- Lois Lane: Sorry, doc, looks like your comet just got bumped off the front page. Right, Clark?
- [seeing he's not there]
- Lois Lane: Clark?
- Superman: What was this bootlicker doing on Earth, Darkseid? I thought your business there was settled.
- Darkseid: I never settle. What I cannot have, I destroy.
- Superman: If you attack Earth, it'll be a breach of your treaty with New Genesis.
- Darkseid: I am well aware of our agreement. However, if the Earth were to be destroyed by a natural disaster, say... a stray comet... well, then, I could not be held accountable.
- Superman: That comet isn't coming anywhere near Earth.
- Granny Goodness: It will now, pork chop. Thanks to my darling Doomsday Magnet, which I built on Earth myself. An old lady needs her hobbies.
- Granny Goodness: Don't just stand there, you ninny noodles. Finish her!
- Jimmy Olsen: [stopping Amy] Hey! We can't let 'em do that.
- Trouble: Are you nuts? She's dog meat. And so are we if we stick around here. Come on, Amy.
- Jimmy Olsen: But what about Supergirl?
- Trouble: What about her? I'm outta here.
- Granny Goodness: Kneel before Lord Darkseid.
- [Superman defiantly remains standing]
- Granny Goodness: I said kneel, you big meatloaf.
- Superman: The Doomsday Magnet.
- Jimmy Olsen: You know what this is?
- Supergirl: Yeah, it's scrap metal.
- Superman: Supergirl, don't...
- Supergirl: [she punches it, which fritzes it out and it explodes] Some fireworks huh?
- [seeing his look]
- Supergirl: Now what'd I do wrong?
- Superman: I might have been able to use the magnet to repel the comet back into space.
- Supergirl: Oops.
- Superman: Now I'll have to do it the hard way.
- Jimmy Olsen: I just wanted to say thanks. You know, for helping out.
- Amy: Well, I helped make this mess. I figure I should try to square things.
- Jimmy Olsen: What was Granny doing here, anyway? What'd she want with you guys?
- Amy: She was always sending us out to get electronics and stuff.
- Jimmy Olsen: So, what did she do with it all? There's gotta be more than this.
- Amy: You know, there's a room in back she always kept locked.
- Jimmy Olsen: Bingo.
- [blasting their way through and looking around, he gasps and touches her shoulder]
- Amy: [seeing what he's looking at] Jeez.
- Jimmy Olsen: Granny's been busy.
- Granny Goodness: Good morning, sunshine.
- Superman: Where's Supergirl?
- Granny Goodness: Still on that mudball planet of yours. We throw the small ones back.
- Superman: What do you want?
- Granny Goodness: No time for idle chatter, pumpkin. We've got to get you ready to meet the master.
- [Stompa puts a metal collar around his neck]
- Granny Goodness: Lovely.
- Lois Lane: You keep staring at your byline, you'll burn a hole in it.
- Jimmy Olsen: What? Oh, uh, heh. Yeah. It just looks so... good.
- Clark Kent: It's a big story. You should be proud. That reminds me, Jimmy, my cousin's in town, and something tells me you two would hit it off just fine.
- Granny Goodness: Oh, great and powerful Darkseid, I...
- Darkseid: Furies, teach Granny the price of failure.
- Granny Goodness: No, my precious girls. Don't. Don't hurt your beloved Granny.
- [getting zapped by Lashina's whip]
- Granny Goodness: No!
- Mad Harriet: Aw, poor baby. Let me kiss it and make it worse.
- Supergirl: [fighting her off] Ew! Hands off, gruesome.
- Granny Goodness: Pity we have to kill the little dumpling. She'd be perfect for my Female Furies. After a little brain surgery.