- Ali: [Barney and Ali have bumped into each other. He is unaware she is trying to shake off two pursuers] Oh, I'm really glad you've decided to come back.
- Barney Sweet: Oh yeah?
- Ali: Yeah.
- Barney Sweet: You remember me, huh?
- Ali: Oh sure, ten second ago, you were standing there, and I was standing there and you undressed me with your eyes. Completely naked only down to my ankles.
- Barney Sweet: No, come on, I didn't. I couldn't.
- Ali: You did. You did! I know that you did it.
- [giggles]
- Barney: Wouldn't you know, I'm outta cigarettes. Heh, I'm out of cigarettes, because I don't smoke. Who am I trying to kid?
- George Boone: Look man, I'm sorry, sir, but I never remember faces. Never. Now luggage, luggage is a different thing. Valices, suitcases, bags, those are goods I deal in. I can tell you every kind of luggage that's ever been made. From corinthian leather to Hong Kong cardboard.
- Barney: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. The next time I lose a piece of luggage I'll call you, alright?