Richard Wattis: Mr. Charles Brown

Quotes 

• Harriet Sykes : It's Eric.

  Mr. Charles Brown : What's the matter with him?

  Harriet Sykes : It's his toe.

  Mr. Charles Brown : You don't mean to tell me he's got that toe stuck in the tap again?

  Harriet Sykes : Well, it's only a little bit stuck.

  Mr. Charles Brown : It took me two hours to get it out last week!

  Harriet Sykes : Oh, well it won't take you a minute now you've got the hang of it.

  Mr. Charles Brown : Yes, I know I have. The point is, why does he want to put his toe up there in the first place?

  Harriet Sykes : He doesn't get much fun out of life.