Philip Fox: Bobby Jobbsworth

Quotes 

• Bobby Jobsworth : I saw a film once. Oh what was it? The Temple of Terror. Just like this it was. All spooky and weird. I was under the seat.

  T. Bag : What happened?

  Bobby Jobsworth : Well I'd spilt my popcorn you see...

• T. Bag : What a pity the hole is too small for us to get in.

  Bobby Jobsworth : [oblivious]  Yes, you're right.

  T. Bag : What a pity there isn't somebody smaller than us who might be able to crawl through.

  Bobby Jobsworth : [still oblivious]  Yes, what a shame.

  T. Bag : [frustrated]  What a pity there isn't some little girl wandering about who might be keen on getting her hands on that little gold bell in there.

  Bobby Jobsworth : Yes...