T-Bag Strikes Again (TV Series)

Ben and Bunty Badshott (1986)

John Hasler: T. Shirt

Quotes 

• T. Bag : [enters in new dress]  Well. Do you notice anything different?

  T. Shirt : Erm... oh yes! You're smiling!

• T. Shirt : Wanna play Snakes and Ladders?

  T. Bag : No.

  T. Shirt : Tiddlywinks?

  T. Bag : No.

  T. Shirt : Ludo?

  T. Bag : No.

  T. Shirt : Snooker? Table tennis? Darts? Rugby?

  T. Bag : Don't be stupid!

• T. Bag : [watches Debbie with her saucer]  Treacle tarts and tea cakes!

  T. Shirt : What's up?

  T. Bag : Miss. Smarty-pants has got someone helping her!

  T. Shirt : Well, that's alright. You've got someone helping you.

  T. Bag : Who?

  T. Shirt : Me!

  T. Bag : Don't make me laugh.