T.Bag and the Revenge of the T.Set (TV Series)

The Bard (1989)

Denise Coffey: Queen

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Quotes 

• Queen : Who are you child and where did you spring from?

  T. Shirt : You'd never believe me if I told you.

  Queen : Try me.

  T. Shirt : Well, my name's T-Shirt.

  Queen : I don't believe you.

  T. Shirt : And I come from a temple on top of a tea pot.

  Queen : I definitely don't believe you!

  T. Shirt : And the woman in charge is called T-Bag.

  Queen : T-Bag?

  T. Shirt : And she sent me here out of her way, told you, you wouldn't believe it.

  Queen : You were quite right.

• Sally Simpkins : Why does everyone keep calling me lad? I'm a girl.

  Queen : Then how come you weareth this manly garb?

  Sally Simpkins : Oh, no, no, these are jeans.

  Queen : Does Jean know you have them?

• William Wagadagger : Your majesty, the Royal Wagadagger company presents William Wagadagger' tragic tale "The life and death of the young Prince Jack". Played by yours truly, ma'am.

  Queen : Do we know this Mr. Truly?