T.Bag and the Revenge of the T.Set (TV Series)

The Bard (1989)

John Hasler: T. Shirt

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• T. Bag : Madam mischief has all but one of those silver spoons, this is our last chance to stop her. So shift yourself.

  T. Shirt : Oh, spoons, spoons, spoons!

  T. Bag : What?

  T. Shirt : I'm fed up hearing about those boring spoons, chasing all over the place, it's stupid.

  T. Bag : Stupid! Stupid! I'll stupid you. You're supposed to be helping me.

  T. Shirt : What's the point? We never win, we never get them.

• Queen : Who are you child and where did you spring from?

  T. Shirt : You'd never believe me if I told you.

  Queen : Try me.

  T. Shirt : Well, my name's T-Shirt.

  Queen : I don't believe you.

  T. Shirt : And I come from a temple on top of a tea pot.

  Queen : I definitely don't believe you!

  T. Shirt : And the woman in charge is called T-Bag.

  Queen : T-Bag?

  T. Shirt : And she sent me here out of her way, told you, you wouldn't believe it.

  Queen : You were quite right.