- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Now let's talk about something else that's important, Gino. I mean your scungilli and your calamari and you're zuppa di pesche.
- Officer Vince Romano: [lights up] Hey hey, now you are talking, Hooker!
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: I want an order of each and anything else that you think might make a really special lunch for two.
- Officer Vince Romano: All right!
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: And eh, you better order what you're having for lunch, Romano, because you're not the one I'm eating with.
- Gino Minelli: You know, Hooker, you got a partner who's crazy. When I got a fish store here and he's trying to give me a cat.