Adam Clayton: Self

Quotes 

• Adam Clayton : [discussing false names they use at hotels]  I am Mr. C.

  Host : All right. And Larry?

  Bono : You were a posh Irish supermodel for a while. I remember that.

  Larry Mullen Jr. : Oh yeah...

  Bono : Michelle Rocker.

  The Edge : What? *You* were Michelle Rocker!

  Bono : I was not! I was Alison Doody!

  The Edge : I was Alison Doody!

  Adam Clayton : I was Alison Doody!

  Bono : Everyone wants to be Alison Doody *now*!

• Host : Finish this sentence! Adam, U2's new album sounds like...

  Adam Clayton : Garbage?

  [everyone laughs, including the crew. Bono is upset] 

  Host : You shouldn't have said that, man.

  Bono : It's his album! That's the sad... Can I just say something? You... that's... sad! That's sad! Cause you're on it on this one! You go and trash the one record where you're really happening! OK...