- Tabitha Stephens: Sometimes I get the feeling that it still bothers you that, well, you know, that I got all Mom's powers and all you got was Dad's chocolate allergy.
- Adam Stephens: Are you kidding? Giving up Ding Dongs is a small price to pay for one's sanity.
- Marvin Decker: Which reminds me, Tabitha, we gotta come up with another guest for tomorrow night.
- Tabitha Stephens: I thought we had Henry Kissinger.
- Paul Thurston: No, that ungrateful clown canceled on me.
- Tabitha Stephens: Paul, the man used to be Secretary of State.
- Paul Thurston: So what? Now he's just another unemployed fat man.
- Paul Thurston: [the power suddenly goes out in the elevator] Just like in "The Towering Inferno"! Now what do we do?
- Tabitha Stephens: Uh, I think Steve McQueen climbed down the side of the building.
- Paul Thurston: And Paul Newman took the stairs. Twenty-six floors - ohhhh...