Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Dead Wait (1991)

Whoopi Goldberg: Peligre, Self

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• Crypt Keeper : Oooh, talk about being "headed off at the pass." We've got a guest kiddies. Whoopi. It's a pleasure to meet you. I want you to know that I loved your movie "The Killer Purple."

  Whoopi Goldberg : That's "Color Purple," Crypt Keeper.

  Crypt Keeper : Oh! Right, well. Um. Congratulations on winning that Academy Aweird.

  Whoopi Goldberg : Well thanks, but it's actually called an Academy Award.

  Crypt Keeper : Whatever. Look, it's a pleasure to meet a big star like you.

  Whoopi Goldberg : Now you're a pretty big star. I mean I'd love it if you would be in my next film.

  Crypt Keeper : Really.

  Whoopi Goldberg : [upon pulling out a machete]  Yeah, it's just a bit part.

  Crypt Keeper : I'm flattered.

  Whoopi Goldberg : But you don't know what bit I want.

  Crypt Keeper : Well as long as I don't end up on the cutting room floor.

  [laughs] 

  Whoopi Goldberg : [upon pointing the machete at the Crypt Keeper]  OK.

  [the Crypt Keeper gasps as Whoopi raises both her eyebrows towards the viewers]