Tales from the Cryptkeeper (TV Series)

This Wraps It Up (1993)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper

Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : [the Crypt Keeper is digging a hole dressed as an archaeologist until he notices the viewers]  Greetings fright fans. I've been digging into my past trying to unearth today's down and dirty subplot. And when I peer amid the relics, I see that today's entombed tale is a story only a mummy could love.

  [looks into the miniature sarcophagus and pulls out a minature mummy] 

  Crypt Keeper : So bundle up tight kiddies while I unravel this rags vs. riches yarn. I call it "This Wraps It Up."

• Crypt Keeper : So, Naomi learned that she can do anything she sphinx she can. By walking tall, she proved she was heads above the rest. She no longer needed her mummy's help. And as for Gabel and Steel, Tut Tut, they were tombed from the start. I guess that's the way the crooks usually wind up when their plans start to unravel. You could say they got their just deserts.