- Roberts: [discussing divorce with a drinking buddy] I say good riddance to 'em... the dames. We're better off without 'em.
- Curtis: Yeah, except that what gets me is the way everyone treats you once you're solo. You ever notice that?
- Roberts: Aw, come on, don't go into that again, will ya?
- Curtis: Nah, nah, you get the worst tables in restaurants, your married friends don't call you any more... ahhh, without the other half, you're strictly half-assed.