Tales from the Darkside (TV Series)

Trick or Treat (Pilot) (1983)

I.M. Hobson: Mr. Bindle

Quotes 

• Mr. Bindle : Why not hire a sales clerk for the store, Mr. Hackles? You can certainly afford help.

  Gideon Hackles : I can afford a lot of things I don't have... I don't want them... I don't need them... I don't trust clerks. Clerks are lazy, unreliable, clerks steal from you.