- [the padre has just hit a baseball through Pat Garrett's window]
- Padre: The game is called baseball. It was invented by Alexander Cartwright and Colonel Doubleday.
- Pat Garrett: Then maybe I should hold them responsible for breaking my window.
- [Pat and the padre think Billy should find a wife and settle down]
- William Bonney: I think "married" and "buried" sound too much alike for me.
- [last lines]
- [Billy has just hit another baseball through Pat's window]
- Padre: I don't think he would strike a man of the cloth, but if I were you, I'd run like anything.