Taxi (TV Series)
Blind Date (1978)
Tony Danza: Tony Banta
Quotes
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Tony Banta : Angela? From your answering service? Oh, she's a peach. One night she and I discussed my boxing career. Y'know, we never even met, and still we must have talked for around five minutes.
Louie De Palma : That's longer than most of your fights last.
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Elaine O'Connor-Nardo : I mean, I can't believe you. You wouldn't go out with a woman if she wasn't good looking?
Bobby Wheeler : Sure I would... if I was real drunk or somethin'.
Tony Banta : Hey, c'mon, Elaine. Looks matter to women, too. How popular are short, pudgy, ugly men?
Bobby Wheeler : Yeah, how popular, Louie?
Louie De Palma : Y'know, Bobby, I hope someone slams a door on your nose and you sneeze and your head explodes.