- Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Jim, you changed your name TO Ignatowski?
- Jim: Yeah, you know... it was the 60s and everyone was changing their names to stuff like Sunshine, Free, Moon Unit...
- Alex Rieger: Well Jim, why Ignatowski?
- Jim: Say it backwards.
- Bobby Wheeler: Iskwotangi.
- Jim: Uh oh, that's not even close to Starchild, is it?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Y'know, once a month, like clockwork, I call him on the phone and hang up, just so I hear his voice 'For the last time, who is this?'