- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I bought Mario's. Signed the papers this morning and I've been running the place ever since.
- Tony Banta: Jim, Why Mario's?
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: You wouldn't believe what they were asking for Disney World.
- Alex Reiger: Jim, Mario's has been on the skids for years. I mean mortuaries do better return business.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Tom, what are doing here?
- Tom: Came to have a look at your so-called investment.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Well, that's great. I was just talking about what I should do to the place.
- Tom: I think it should be burned to the ground, the wreckage bulldozed, the ashes scattered and the earth salted so that nothing will ever grow on this spot again.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I think I would like to try free peanuts first.
- Elaine Nardo: Jim, there are worms on that pizza.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Ah, that's alright, it's out fisherman's special.