Taxi (TV Series)

Louie Sees the Light (1979)

Danny DeVito: Louie De Palma

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Quotes 

• Louie De Palma : You lowlife! You creep! I'm gonna make you regret the day you were born! I'm gonna make sure that every night, you get the dirtiest, smelliest cab in the garage! And if there isn't one that's dirty and smelly, then I'm gonna get in, and smelly and dirty it up myself! In the wintertime, your cab will have no heater! In the summertime, your windows won't roll down! I'm gonna make you the second most miserable cab driver in all of New York City! The *most* miserable cab driver in all of New York City is whoever lets him down or feeds him!

• [to Bobby after finding out he made a bet over whether or not he would change his ways and hanging him on a hook] 

  Louie De Palma : You scum! You lowlife! You creep! I'm gonna make you regret the day you were born! I'm gonna make sure that every night, you get the dirtiest, smelliest cab in the garage, and if there isn't one that's dirty and smelly, then I'm gonna get in and smelly and dirty it up myself! In the wintertime, your cab will have no heater! In the summertime, your windows won't roll down! I'm gonna make you the second most miserable cab driver in all of New York City!

  [Walks towards his office, but briefly stops] 

  Louie De Palma : The MOST miserable cab driver in all of New York City is whoever lets him down or feeds him!