- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [having put a quarter in the cigarette machine instead of the jukebox] They haven't played my cigarette yet!
- Louie De Palma: I was gonna make you beg, but I can't. Maybe a teeny bit.
- Zena Sherman: Louie, I don't want you back.
- Louie De Palma: You're gonna have to do a little better than that.