- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: [as a traveling salesman] I'm "Fill in your name," but you can call me "Nickname."
- Alex Reiger: Maybe it's time for us to shed these old lousy nowhere jobs, and find new lousy nowhere jobs.
- George Givens: It's the silliest thing. All these years, I've been so frightened of being fired. And now that it's happened, it's far more hideous than I imagined.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: How do you do, mister or missus fill in name or couple. Umm, I'm your name here, but you can call me nickname.