- [Louie has just brought in a Pac-Man video game into the garage, and is explaining to Jim about the game]
- Louie De Palma: You see this yellow circle? See? What you need to do, is move it around with this stick, and eat up all the dots.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [starting forward; excited] Oh!
- Louie De Palma: [stopping him] Wait, wait! There's more!
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [amazed] MORE?
- Louie De Palma: Yes! More! You see those monsters? These monsters chase you around the maze and they try to eat you.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [eyes bugging out] WHOA!
- Louie De Palma: [struggling to hold the excited Jim back] Iggy, Iggy... easy now, you see- you see those flashing blue lights? Those are energizers, if you eat them, the- the monsters turn blue and if you eat them... you get points for eating them!
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [shaking Louie, unable to control his enthusiasm] Please, boss! Please! Please!
- Louie De Palma: [still struggling to hold Jim back] Boy! I love his enthusiasm!
- Louie De Palma: [on seeing Elaine's new hairdo] I haven't seen a mess like that since somebody stuck a firecracker up my uncle Emilio's parrot.
- Alex Reiger: Louie, she feels bad emough without having to put up with those insults.
- Louie De Palma: What insults? I loved that bird.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I don't know why I play this game. Throbbing noises. Flashing lights. Monsters chasing you. I get enough of that in real life.