- [after Jordan and Dude perform at the talent show, the twins rap]
- Katie Beauchamp: Bring back Dude!
- Judy Beauchamp: Katie, that's not very polite.
- Pam: Bring back Dude!
- Marty DePolo: Let me do some research here.
- [he walks down to where Edie and her friend are at their lockers. He snaps his fingers and Edie's friend goes over to her]
- Edie's Friend: Edie, would you ever go out with a guy who couldn't sing?
- Edie: Gross!
- Marty DePolo: I was afraid of that. Hey, I could find out a lot of things.
- [snaps his fingers again, and Edie's friend walks back over to her]
- Edie's Friend: Edie, what did you think of Marty DePolo when he was alive?
- Edie: Gross!
- Marty DePolo: I'm not licked yet!
- [snaps his fingers again]
- Edie's Friend: Edie, what would you think of Marty DePolo if he were alive and he could sing?
- Edie: Gross!
- Marty DePolo: [goes to snap his fingers again but thinks better of it] I give up.
- Katie Beauchamp: [in a deep bass] Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home! Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home. Well I went down Jordan an' a what'd I see, comin' for to carry me home? A band of angels comin' after me, comin' for to carry me home!
- The Head: You don't have to tell me, I'm omnipotent.
- Marty DePolo: Ooooh! Well, don't feel bad. Happens to a lot of men your age.