That '70s Show (TV Series)
A New Hope (1999)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Eric Forman : Then they go into this bar and there are all these space creatures. Then someone makes the mistake of picking on Obi-Wan Kenobi. And then he takes out his lightsaber and he goes "whoosh" and he chops this guy's arm right off... 'cause it's a saber that's made out of light!
Kitty Forman : You know, this doesn't sound like a nice movie. Now, "The Way We Were", that's a nice movie.
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Laurie Forman : Hey, little brother. I made out with Kelso.
Eric Forman : SHUT UP!
Laurie Forman : What is wrong with you?
Eric Forman : Everything is wrong. Donna's mad at me and the plant's closing. Dad's out of a job.
Laurie Forman : Oh, wow. I guess this is a bad time to tell him I flunked out of college.
Eric Forman : You know what, Laurie? I can not believe that you're the favorite.
Laurie Forman : Yeah. Doesn't it kick ass?
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Donna Pinciotti : David Milbank? Aw, barf! Eric, remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric Forman : Yep!
[grinning]
Eric Forman : I kicked his ass.
Jackie Burkhart : Wait, wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric Forman : Yep.
[excitedly]
Eric Forman : And I kicked his *ass*!
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Donna Pinciotti : [angrily] Eric, just because a guy pays attention to me does not mean he wants to get me naked!
Eric Forman : Oh, *grow up*!
Donna Pinciotti : [coldly] Is that why *you* paid attention to me?
Eric Forman : *Of course*!... Not! Of course not.
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Eric Forman : Hi, Mr. Pinciotti... Hey, Dad, could you show me some fighting moves?
Red Forman : Who're you fighting?
Eric Forman : David Milbank.
Bob Pinciotti : David Milbank? Doesn't he have scoliosis and asthma?
[Looks Eric up and down]
Bob Pinciotti : You could take him.