- Eric Forman: Then they go into this bar and there are all these space creatures. Then someone makes the mistake of picking on Obi-Wan Kenobi. And then he takes out his lightsaber and he goes "whoosh" and he chops this guy's arm right off... 'cause it's a saber that's made out of light!
- Kitty Forman: You know, this doesn't sound like a nice movie. Now, "The Way We Were", that's a nice movie.
- Laurie Forman: Hey, little brother. I made out with Kelso.
- Eric Forman: SHUT UP!
- Laurie Forman: What is wrong with you?
- Eric Forman: Everything is wrong. Donna's mad at me and the plant's closing. Dad's out of a job.
- Laurie Forman: Oh, wow. I guess this is a bad time to tell him I flunked out of college.
- Eric Forman: You know what, Laurie? I can not believe that you're the favorite.
- Laurie Forman: Yeah. Doesn't it kick ass?
- Donna Pinciotti: David Milbank? Aw, barf! Eric, remember when you beat him up on the playground?
- Eric Forman: Yep!
- [grinning]
- Eric Forman: I kicked his ass.
- Jackie Burkhart: Wait, wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
- Eric Forman: Yep.
- [excitedly]
- Eric Forman: And I kicked his *ass*!
- Donna Pinciotti: [angrily] Eric, just because a guy pays attention to me does not mean he wants to get me naked!
- Eric Forman: Oh, *grow up*!
- Donna Pinciotti: [coldly] Is that why *you* paid attention to me?
- Eric Forman: *Of course*!... Not! Of course not.
- Eric Forman: Hi, Mr. Pinciotti... Hey, Dad, could you show me some fighting moves?
- Red Forman: Who're you fighting?
- Eric Forman: David Milbank.
- Bob Pinciotti: David Milbank? Doesn't he have scoliosis and asthma?
- [Looks Eric up and down]
- Bob Pinciotti: You could take him.