That '70s Show (TV Series)

Christmas (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : [to Brooke]  Pregnant women should not be standing on their tiptoes, 'cause the baby will come out all cross-eyed.

• Michael Kelso : Nice Christmas decorations! I see you're using one of the better-tasting glues.