That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Buddy (1998)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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• Michael Kelso : I don't see why you can't serve us our food, Frank. We *are* paying customers, you know.

  Frank : Hey, I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam so I can serve some hot dogs to teenagers.

  Michael Kelso : You have both of your legs, Frank.

  Frank : Like I said, I did *not* lose a leg in Vietnam!