That '70s Show (TV Series)
Eric's Burger Job (1998)
Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart
Quotes
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Jackie Burkhart : Wait. So, your parents are going to be out of town?
Donna Pinciotti : Yeah. It's just going to be me alone Saturday. Well, I'm babysitting my sister, Tina. I'll watch some TV, maybe order a pizza.
Michael Kelso : Let's have a party! A toga party!
Jackie Burkhart : Michael, maybe she doesn't want to have a party. Maybe she wants to be alone.
Donna Pinciotti : Well, it'd just be me, but if someone happens to come by, that'll be cool.
Michael Kelso : So, we're on! I'll bring the beer!
Fez : Donna, I've never been to an American party. May I come?
Donna Pinciotti : I don't care. So, Eric, will you be there?
Eric : Eric:
[not looking up from the newspaper]
Eric : Yeah, sure.
Jackie Burkhart : [Donna leaves the basement and Jackie smacks Eric and Kelso across the backs of their heads] You are both so stupid!
Steven Hyde : That's a first! I actually agree with Jackie!
[to Eric]
Steven Hyde : She totally put on a full court press, man, and you dropped the ball!
Eric : What are you talking about? All she said was, she's going to be alone Saturday, order a pizza... Oh, my God, I'm so stupid!
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Steven Hyde : Hello, my minimum wage friend. I demand service.
Eric : Welcome to Fatso Burger. How may I serve you?
Steven Hyde : That is so sad, Burger Boy!
Michael Kelso : Jackie, I've been wracking my brain trying to think of why this guy didn't hire me.
Jackie Burkhart : Michael, I'm so sick of hearing this. You've still got me.
Michael Kelso : I'm good looking and he's jealous! This body's a curse!
Jackie Burkhart : If you worked, you wouldn't be able to see me whenever I wanted, lover.
[They kiss]
Fez : Please! Stop touching! It gives me needs.
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Jackie Burkhart : I just want to listen to the guitar solo one more time.
Steven Hyde : Not again! Put the headphones on!
[Jackie holds up the cord, plugs it in and then puts on the headphones]
Steven Hyde : Now, wrap it around your neck.
