- Kitty Forman: [to Marsha Sullivan] How *dare* you dig your claws into this innocent young thing?
- Fez: [in an undertone] Wow, it's like she was right there in the room with us!
- Fez: Ms. Kitty, I'm so glad you could come have lunch with me today!
- Kitty Forman: I'm always happy to have a salad and a martini in the middle of the day!
- Fez: But, you didn't have a salad.
- Kitty Forman: Well, olives and onions are *almost* a salad!
- Kitty Forman: [to her friend, Marsha] Uh-huh, tea is nice. You *said* you were gonna bring wine!
- Red Forman: She also said, "'Til death do us part" and look at how that worked out!
- Kitty Forman: Red, don't you have something to do in the garage?
- Red Forman: [Startled] I can go to the garage?
- [Rushes out]
- Kitty Forman: [Sipping margarita straight from the blender] I can't *believe* Fez was seduced by that cradle-robbing slut!
- [to Donna and Jackie]
- Kitty Forman: You girls throw it around like footballs. Couldn't one of *you* have slept with him?
- Jackie Burkhart: [Gives Donna a gift] Happy Birthday! I got you a diary. I noticed you needed a new one when I was reading your old one.
- Kitty Forman: So, you see? Not telling each other what they don't want to hear is what being a family is all about!