That '70s Show (TV Series)
Jackie's Cheese Squeeze (2002)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
Quotes
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Jackie Burkhart : So, friends?
Eric Forman : As long as you promise not to tell people we're friends.
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[Eric catches Jackie and Todd kissing]
Jackie Burkhart : Eric! Did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.
Eric Forman : Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy he should.... No! No, no. That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue!
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[Jackie doesn't want Eric to tell Kelso about her kissing Todd]
Eric Forman : You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And... go!