- Jackie Burkhardt: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be *more* than friends. Because now, I love you!
- Hyde: Oh, my God! Will you shut up?
- Jackie Burkhardt: It's true, I love Steven Hyde. And someday he will love me. And he'll cut off those stupid side burns and we'll live happily ever after!
- Eric Forman, Michael Kelso, Donna Pinciotti, Fez: What?
- Jackie Burkhardt: I bought it, in the ghetto.
- Hyde: Jackie, there is no ghetto, there's like, that one house that needs painted
- [at Leo's Foto Hut, Jackie is talking to Leo while he looks at photos]
- Jackie Burkhardt: Yeah, there's a lot of things about Steven that I used to not like, but now, I really like. Like... Well, I thought his pork chop sideburns were a sign that he was poor and dirty and living in a shack. But then... But then I realized that Elvis had sideburns and he lived in Graceland. Well, that was an eye-opener!
- [Hyde enters]
- Jackie Burkhardt: There he is! Hi, Steven!
- Hyde: [to Leo] What is *she* doing here?
- Leo: I think she is hitting on me, man. But I ain't interested. Tell her I ain't interested and make her go away.
- Jackie Burkhardt: Hitting on you? I'm not hitting on you, you relic!
- Leo: Hey, name-calling is no way to win someone's heart.
- Jackie Burkhardt: What are you talking about?
- Leo: What are *you* talking about?
- Jackie Burkhardt: What are *you* talking about?
- Leo: What are *you* talking about?
- Jackie Burkhardt: What are *you* talking about?
- [Hyde leaves]
- Leo: What are you talking about?
- Jackie Burkhardt: Great! Now he got away! Steven!
- [Jackie goes after Hyde]
- Leo: [to himself] What was she talking about?