- Kitty Forman: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
- Eric Forman: Uh, Donna's Italian.
- Gus the Trucker: Tell me, did it hurt?
- Michael Kelso: What?
- Gus the Trucker: When you fell down from heaven?
- Michael Kelso: [pause] No, I'm fine!
- Jackie Burkhart: [the gang is sitting in the car while Eric finds a solution to get out of the snow] This is awful! We're all going to die and I love Michael!
- Fez, Steven Hyde, Donna Pinciotti: Shut up!
- Fez: [Drunkenly runs around in the snow wearing only his underwear and socks] I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!