- Donna Pinciotti: You have to tell Kelso. If you don't, I will.
- Jackie Burkhardt: Thank you, Donna! Thank you! Oh, thank you!
- [she runs to the bathroom door]
- Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, I don't want to tell him!
- [a crash is heard. Donna and Jackie leave the bathroom and see Kelso passed out on the floor while Fez is slapping his face]
- Jackie Burkhardt: I think he knows.
- Eric: What happened? Did Kelso forget your birthday or something?
- Jackie Burkhardt: I'm pregnant.
- Donna Pinciotti: [Cut to Eric and Donna playing basketball] Eric, you're like a million miles away. What's going on?
- Eric: Okay, Donna. I have to tell you something, but you have to promise you're not going to tell anybody else.
- Donna Pinciotti: Dirt! I swear. Now tell me.
- Eric: Not here.
- [they get in the car]
- Eric: [seen from outside the car, unable to be heard] Jackie's pregnant.
- [Donna makes a shocked face]
- Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, I went on the pill.
- Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, my God. You are gonna be so popular!
- Donna Pinciotti: So, is it true?
- Jackie Burkhardt: Yes, Donna, it is true: I am carrying Michael Kelso's child.
- Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, you're a sophomore. How can you be so stupid?
- Jackie Burkhardt: I'm a sophomore.