- Rod Roddy: Will Red get a job? Will Jackie ever find out about Kelso and Laurie? Will we ever find out where Fez is from? Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella? And whatever happened to Midge's daughter, Tina? Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait. They're not on this show. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of "That '70s Show"!
- Laurie Forman: Good morning, orphan.
- Steven Hyde: Good morning.
- Laurie Forman: That's it? That's all you've got?
- Steven Hyde: [waits until Red's out of the room] Whore.
- Laurie Forman: Mom, he called me a whore!
- Kitty Forman: Um... yeah.