- Lou Marie: He's obviously covering up, because he has contributed to her delinquency.
- Ann Marie: He has not! He hasn't contributed to one single thing!
- Donald Hollinger: I gave at the office.
- Mrs. Hollinger: Men's trousers are never found in young ladies' closets, unless they are invited.
- Donald Hollinger: How do you invited pants to a closet?
- Ann Marie: Simple; "Dear pants, the pleasure of your company is requested in my closet."
- Ann Marie: I have a theory, Mrs. Hollinger, that any man who works that hard all day is entitled as good a dinner as a woman can serve him.
- Ann Marie: Oh Donald, what could go wrong?
- Donald Hollinger: I don't know, but I'm sure you'll be able to arrange it.