That's My Bush! (TV Series)

An Aborted Dinner Date (2001)

Timothy Bottoms: George W. Bush

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Quotes 

• Karl Rove : Remember when I told you that this guy was aborted 30 years ago and he was a freak? Well, I should have widdled my fingers and trilled my R and said "frrrrreak"! He never even developed. He's survived eating ants... and mice. Oh boy!

  George W. Bush : What do you mean? He's kinda like a midget?

  Karl Rove : Worse than a midget!

  George W. Bush : WORSE THAN A MIDGET?

• Karl Rove : The head of pro-life is on his way here, and from what I heard, he's a freak.

  President George Walker Bush : What kind of a freak?

  Karl Rove : Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but managed to survive. And now he is bitter, he is angry, and he hates to be cancelled on.

• Larry O'Shea : Hey, George, it's your favorite neighbor! Say, you got some snoo on your lawn.

  President George Walker Bush : What's snoo, Larry?

  Larry O'Shea : Nothing, what *snoo* with you?

• President George Walker Bush : Maggie, don't you have laundry to do?

  Maggie Hawley : Oh that's right, I can do what your father did and separate the whites from the coloreds.

• George W. Bush : [in his office making a speech live reading a teleprompter]  My fellow Americans, this week I plan to unite our country and bring both sides of the abortion issue together. In a historic summit. Abortion is a very serious, personal issue. And let me assure all of you that tonight you promised to have dinner with Laura.

  [everyone sees that phrase on the teleprompter] 

  George W. Bush : I mean. Let me assure you all that I'll do my best. Good night.

  [leaves the office and goes to Laura] 

  George W. Bush : Laura, you have to stop putting reminder messages to me in the teleprompter.

  Laura Bush : I just don't want you to forget our dinner plans. And you don't have time to talk to me.

  George W. Bush : I'm talkin' to you now.

  Laura Bush : All right, fine. I was thinking...

  Princess Stevenson : [Princess runs up to George]  Mr. President, Mr. President? Mr. President. I was reviewing your scheduele on my palm pilot and realized that you only have 10 minutes to save the Earth from the Zinthians.

  George W. Bush : That's not a palm pilot, Princess. That's a Gameboy.

  Princess Stevenson : Then what's this?

  [holds out her other hand] 

  George W. Bush : That's a cheeseburger. Come on, Princess. Let's have another review session.

  [leaves the room with her] 

• Karl Rove : The head of the Anti-Abortion group is here, and I hear he's sort of a freak.

  George W. Bush : What kind of a freak?

  Karl Rove : Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but survived. He is bitter, he is angry, and he hates being cancelled on.