That's My Bush! (TV Series)

An Aborted Dinner Date (2001)

Carrie Quinn Dolin: Laura Bush

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Quotes 

• First Lady Laura Bush : I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole!

• George W. Bush : [in his office making a speech live reading a teleprompter]  My fellow Americans, this week I plan to unite our country and bring both sides of the abortion issue together. In a historic summit. Abortion is a very serious, personal issue. And let me assure all of you that tonight you promised to have dinner with Laura.

  [everyone sees that phrase on the teleprompter] 

  George W. Bush : I mean. Let me assure you all that I'll do my best. Good night.

  [leaves the office and goes to Laura] 

  George W. Bush : Laura, you have to stop putting reminder messages to me in the teleprompter.

  Laura Bush : I just don't want you to forget our dinner plans. And you don't have time to talk to me.

  George W. Bush : I'm talkin' to you now.

  Laura Bush : All right, fine. I was thinking...

  Princess Stevenson : [Princess runs up to George]  Mr. President, Mr. President? Mr. President. I was reviewing your scheduele on my palm pilot and realized that you only have 10 minutes to save the Earth from the Zinthians.

  George W. Bush : That's not a palm pilot, Princess. That's a Gameboy.

  Princess Stevenson : Then what's this?

  [holds out her other hand] 

  George W. Bush : That's a cheeseburger. Come on, Princess. Let's have another review session.

  [leaves the room with her]