- Charlton Heston: Damn it, George, you just don't get it! Guns don't kill people.
- George W. Bush: They don't?
- Charlton Heston: No! BULLETS do! Guns just get 'em going reeally, really fast!
- George W. Bush: [Charlton Heston has gotten belligerent over gun control] Princess! Will you send in the Secret Service to escort Mr. Heston out?
- Secret Service Bobby #2: [In a cheesy British accent] What's all this then?
- Charlton Heston: All right, I'm going, but I'm not leaving empty handed! I'm taking one of these magazines with me!
- George W. Bush: You'll see! America'll be a lot better off without guns!
- Secret Service Bobby #2: Come along, you! And leave the President's belongings!
- [Tries to take the magazine away]
- Charlton Heston: Let my "People" go!