That's So Raven (TV Series)

If I Only Had a Job (2003)

Raven-Symoné: Raven Baxter

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Quotes 

• Raven : [dressed as a rockstar]  Do you listen to music?

  Eddie : Do you watch TV?

  Chelsea Daniels : Do you carry a lunchbox?

• Mr. Briggs : I think it's just... nifty that you came down here to defend your dad.

  Raven : [smiling hopefully]  Yeah?

  Mr. Briggs : Ever notice how nifty people never win?

• [Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume, pretending to be someone famous] 

  Raven : Everyone is looking at me. Why can't I just blend in?

  [about Mr. Briggs] 

  Raven : He's looking me in the eye.

  Eddie Thomas : [to Mr. Briggs]  Don't do that.

• [Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume] 

  Raven : [to Eddie]  Papi, tell them who I be.

  Eddie Thomas : Me?

  Raven : You don't expect me to introduce me, do you?

  Eddie Thomas : Uh... that's uh... Liz Anya.

  Raven : [whispers]  Liz Anya?

  Eddie Thomas : [whispers]  You was about to be Porka Choppa!