- Raven: [dressed as a rockstar] Do you listen to music?
- Eddie: Do you watch TV?
- Chelsea Daniels: Do you carry a lunchbox?
- Mr. Briggs: I think it's just... nifty that you came down here to defend your dad.
- Raven: [smiling hopefully] Yeah?
- Mr. Briggs: Ever notice how nifty people never win?
- [Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume, pretending to be someone famous]
- Raven: Everyone is looking at me. Why can't I just blend in?
- [about Mr. Briggs]
- Raven: He's looking me in the eye.
- Eddie Thomas: [to Mr. Briggs] Don't do that.
- [Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume]
- Raven: [to Eddie] Papi, tell them who I be.
- Eddie Thomas: Me?
- Raven: You don't expect me to introduce me, do you?
- Eddie Thomas: Uh... that's uh... Liz Anya.
- Raven: [whispers] Liz Anya?
- Eddie Thomas: [whispers] You was about to be Porka Choppa!