- [first lines]
- Bo: I don't know how I let you talk me into this.
- Abe: You're going to like it, Bo. The gallery at the Westfield Gardens Hotel is famous. It holds the largest collection of Orville Odom photography in the world!
- Bo: Nudes?
- Bo: Landscapes!
- Bo: That's us in a nutshell, Abe. I like blondes; you like ponds.
- Dr. Felicia Ramsey: Looks like it's just you and me, Janine and I've got the feeling this convention isn't big enough for the both of us.
- Abe: Heh! You should see her without her girdle.
- Bo: No you shouldn't.
- Bo, Abe: Ewww!