- [Fowler walks in on Mr. Dibbley who's holding Pat, Habib, Goody and Gary in a "hold-up"]
- Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: *What* is going on here?
- Sgt. Patricia Dawkins: Watch out Raymond, it's the terrorist. He's armed!
- Insp. Raymond C. Fowler: I appreciate your concern, Patricia, but this man is no more a terrorist than I am Joanna Lumley. He is in fact, a looney.
- [reveals that Mr. Dibbley's gun is really a spoon]