The Thin Blue Line (TV Series)
The Queen's Birthday Present (1995)
Rudolph Walker: P.C. Frank Gladstone
Quotes
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P.C. Kevin Goody : I don't want to buy the queen a present sir. She's an anti-christ.
Inspector Raymond Fowler : I beg your pardon?
P.C. Kevin Goody : Oh no, I mean anachist.
[pauses]
P.C. Kevin Goody : Oh no no, what's that word for something that's out of date & doesn't matter anymore?
W.P.C. Maggie Habib : I think you mean an anachronisim.
P.C. Kevin Goody : Yes that's right, the queen's an anachronism.
P.C. Frank Gladstone : Well I thought that was someone who was scared of spiders.
Inspector Raymond Fowler : No, no that's an arachraphobic.
P.C. Frank Gladstone : I thought that was someone who was scared of wide open spaces.
W.P.C. Maggie Habib : No that's agoraphobics. They can't handle going outside. Arachraphobes hate spiders.