- Maritza Cruz: [to Bosco] I'm gonna put you and Monroe in for a commendation on this.
- Maurice Boscorelli: No, you're not.
- Maritza Cruz: If you guys hadn't figured this out, who knows if this guy would've ever been caught.
- Maurice Boscorelli: Look, I don't want to remember this job.
- Maurice Boscorelli: [to Tommy about his friend] How many times? 'Cause that looks like at least 50 times to me.
- Tommy Shepherd: It was a lot.
- Maurice Boscorelli: And then you cut his throat? And in all that time, all that stabbing, he never stopped fighting back? Huh? How about when you cut him from from the corner of his mouth all the way back to his ear? Or when you cut his eyes out? He stop fighting back then? And when you got behind him to cut his throat which you must've done or you'd be covered in his blood. You couldn't have just run away? Huh?
- Tommy Shepherd: He was so big, see...
- Maurice Boscorelli: How'd you cut your hand, Tommy?
- Tommy Shepherd: I told you, Jeremy...
- Maurice Boscorelli: No, he didn't.
- Tommy Shepherd: Yes...
- Maurice Boscorelli: He would have cut you on the palm. Nobody gets a defensive wound on the back of their hand. You did hold him up against the wall, right? Right? You pushed him back against it while he was begging for his life and then you cut yourself on one of the upswings while you were stabbing your friend in the face!
- John Sullivan: [to Davis] I told you we shouldn't have come over here.
- Tyrone Davis: You don't even know if we're gonna have to do anything. Calm down.
- John Sullivan: Any time Bosco lays his hand on somebody, there's always gonna be something to do.
- Tommy Shepherd: [when he shows Bosco the third place he claimed a fight occurred] It was right here.
- Maurice Boscorelli: You know what? You're really starting to piss me off.
- Tommy Shepherd: What did I do?
- Maurice Boscorelli: No one's been fighting here either.
- Tommy Shepherd: Well, why not?
- Maurice Boscorelli: Nothing's been disturbed!
- John Sullivan: [when nobody answers their door] Either nobody's home or they just don't like me.
- Tyrone Davis: Who wouldn't like you with your sunny old disposition?
- Tommy Shepherd: [to Kim as he is handcuffed to the door of the ambulance] I didn't do anything.
- Kim Zambrano: Well, don't look at me. I'm not the one that chained you to the door.
- Tommy Shepherd: Can I please have my keys back now?
- Maurice Boscorelli: What if I just kick your ass?
- Maurice Boscorelli: [to Doc] You know what you need?
- Monte Parker: What?
- Maurice Boscorelli: An attitude adjustment.
- Monte Parker: Is that what I need? Well, you know, I would love for you to give me one.
- Maurice Boscorelli: If we're gonna go, let's go.
- Kim Zambrano: What did we learn the first day of paramedic training? "Cops are all jerks."
- Tyrone Davis: You guys all right?
- Kim Zambrano: Yeah, yeah.
- Tyrone Davis: You sure? You're good?
- Kim Zambrano: Yeah.
- John Sullivan: You know what they taught us the first day of cop school? "Take a look around before you insult somebody."
- Dispatcher: [over the radio] Complainant still does not wish to be contacted.
- Maritza Cruz: Oh, well then, beautiful! Then why don't we just leave, huh? Why don't we just let you figure this out all by yourselves, huh? I mean, it bothers you enough to call, al least have the balls to say that it was you!
- Sasha Monroe: [laughs]
- Maritza Cruz: What?
- Sasha Monroe: Bosco said the exact same thing.
- Maritza Cruz: Thanks, Sasha.
- Maritza Cruz: I'm gonna go talk to this Tommy kid myself. Maybe Bosco just doesn't have the right touch.
- Sasha Monroe: [to Sully and Davis] Like she'll have a softer approach.
- Monte Parker: [about Bosco] One day, I'm gonna take that little son of a bitch down a peg.
- Sasha Monroe: Let me know when you do, I'd love to buy tickets for that.
- Maritza Cruz: [to Kim] If Doc ever gets in one of my officer's faces again while we're conducting an investigation, you can tell him I will personally lock his ass up.
- Kim Zambrano: Good luck
- Tommy Shepherd: [after he is arrested for murder] Bosco, hey, can I ask you a question? You think this is gonna affect my chances of becoming an attorney?
- Maurice Boscorelli: You know what? This probably won't affect your chances of being an attorney one damn bit.
- Maurice Boscorelli: Anonymous caller. What the hell is that?
- Sasha Monroe: Why are we always driving in the wrong direction when we get a job?
- Maurice Boscorelli: If it bothers you enough to call, at least have the balls to say it was you.
- Sasha Monroe: You know, maybe we should just start driving in reverse. At least we'd be facing the right direction.
- Tommy Shepherd: [to Bosco] So it's a good job? Being a cop?
- Maurice Boscorelli: Some days.
- Tommy Shepherd: So, uh, you like it then?
- Maurice Boscorelli: Except when people ask me a bunch of stupid questions.
- Maurice Boscorelli: [to Tommy] I need you to show me where the fight happened.
- Tommy Shepherd: If I could just go home.
- Maurice Boscorelli: You're not going anywhere, all right, until I see the spot. Capice?
- Sasha Monroe: Oh, please, don't start speaking Italian to the guy because he's having a hard enough time keeping up.
- Maurice Boscorelli: 5-5 David. We got a call back number on this complainant? Call and ask if he'll talk to us again.
- Dispatcher: 10-4 David. Standby.
- Maurice Boscorelli: Standby my ass.