Jason Wiles: Maurice Boscorelli

Quotes 

• Faith Yokas : I just don't want her thinking that I'm driving around looking for people to shoot.

  Maurice Boscorelli : So we aren't talking about the old lady?

• Daryl : She pushed me.

  Monte Parker : Yeah, yeah.

  Faith Yokas : He hit his head fleeing a burglary.

  Maurice Boscorelli : While he was robbing an old lady who was actually nice to him.

  Daryl : Yeah, and now my head hurts and I think I might have brain trauma.

  Monte Parker : You have any pain anywhere else?

  Faith Yokas : He's gonna if he keeps blaming me!

• Faith Yokas : [to Daryl]  Do you realize that we are authorized to shoot a fleeing prisoner?

  Daryl : I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I lost my senses.

  Faith Yokas : It doesn't even matter what they were originally arrested for!

  Daryl : I'd put my hands up, see, but... but I can't. I surrender.

  Maurice Boscorelli : If you make another request for medical treatment, you'll be eating Jell-O out of a straw for two weeks.