- Janet Wood: We're trying to come up with a song that would be just right for the Ropers' marriage.
- Jack Tripper: How about 'Strangers In The Night'?
- Janet Wood: Chrissy, your father's a minister. What does he say to couples who are in trouble?
- Chrissy: He tells them to keep the baby.
- Jack Tripper: Mr. Roper, you didn't tell me there was another woman!
- Stanley Roper: This isn't a woman, this is Mrs. Dawson!
- Chrissy: Oh! She's married!
- Janet Wood: Chrissy, I wonder if her husband knows!
- Chrissy: Of course he knows, he must have been at the wedding!
- Janet Wood: An anniversary is a very special event, you know.
- Chrissy: It can't be *that* special. They have one every year.
- [snorts with laughter]
- Jack Tripper: [re refrigerator not working] Have you ever tried pouring freezing milk over cereal? It's the first time I've ever heard Rice Krispies go snap, crackle and brrr!
- Chrissy: Well, Mrs. Roper, see, the world is made up of two kinds of people, twos and ones. Sometimes two ones become a two, and other times one of the ones of the two gets tired of being a two and wants to become a one again, not that the other one of the two isn't a nice one, it's just that two ones can't be a two without the one. See?